Aries (March 21 – April 19)
A true Aries isn’t without their passions, and Janis Ian has hers in spades: bringing down Regina George. She’s impulsive enough to send a fish out of water on a mission to infiltrate the Plastics and take down Regina George — and for that, she gets the Aries badge.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Betsy Heron, Cady’s mom, is such a polar opposite to Regina’s George’s mom. She’s intellectual, has a love of the arts and isn’t trying to have the spotlight turned her way. She doesn’t need pop culture to tell her what beauty is, and that’s a Taurus thing which can’t be denied.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Not a word passes through North Shore High School without Gretchen Wieners, heir to the Toaster Strudel empire, knowing about it. She single-handedly runs the rumor network at North Shore, something only a Gemini would be able to handle with such finesse. How could a teen whose hair has a reputation for being “full of secrets” be anything other than the crafty and cunning Gemini?
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Everyone needs a ride-or-die friend like Damien Leigh in high school. Always by Janis’s side, Damien is 100% down for whatever schemes his friends have planned. But his feelings sit much closer to the surface than the cut-throat cast of characters around him. Just like our sensitive Cancers
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
What other zodiac sign could make a showstopping entrance in a bubblegum pink track suit than Leo? June George, Regina George’s mom, is constantly fighting for the spotlight. She lingers at the edges of her daughter’s room with a tray of drinks hoping she and her friends will notice her. Kinda desperate sometimes
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Mrs. Norbury serves up math problems with quiet confidence and leads her mathletes to the state finals with pride. Virgos are drawn to analytical subjects, and they’re not one to seek the spotlight. With scandalous teachers like Coach Carr counted among her coworkers, Mrs. Norbury does the only thing a Virgo would do — keep their head down and do their job.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Aaron Samuels, aka the most popular boy at North Shore High. While his grades might be slipping in math class, Aaron sure piles on the extracurriculars. But what makes Aaron different than most teenage love interests is that he’s harmlessly charming. And actually a decent person
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Regina George seems like she’d be anything other than a Scorpio. But this moody character is a water sign through and through. Scorpios are intense, to say the least. Take one look at how characters respond when Regina’s eyes are trained on them, and you’ll see that Scorpio effect in real time.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Up until she steps foot on North Shore’s campus, Cady Heron has been on a never-ending adventure. She’s grown up overseas, exploring unspecified African countries, and has spent years soaking up all that the world has to offer. And — despite the antics that ensue — this lust for life follows her throughout the film.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
We don’t envy Principal Duvall. All day long he’s cleaning up teenage messes. And if teacher salaries are anything to go off of, he’s doing it for way too little money. But a Capricorn won’t let a broken arm, a vindictive Plastic, or a school-wide brawl stop him from doing his job.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Kevin Gnapoor is one of the quirkiest characters in Mean Girls. He’s a math whizz with a side-passion for rapping. He subverts the ‘nerdy’ stereotype with his witty asides and social forwardness. Basically, Kevin balks at what the audience expects him to be, and that’s an Aquarius move through and through.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Karen Smith aka the lovable — if vacant — Plastic. She’s a Pisces at their dreamiest, with their heads just a step above the clouds. Unlike Gretchen or Regina, she’s not fiery. Karen is passive where they’re reactive. Pisces aren’t naturally leaders, and neither is Karen.